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He'd do his father every Friday when he'd come home drunk with his paycheck. And he'd be like, hey, hey, who's home? He's like, he'd like wake Eddie up with his paycheck. He'd be like, hey, hey, get the fuck up, get up, get the fuck up. He's like, hey, look at here, that's right there, that's $500. $500. You know, you have every penny, every penny if you beat my ass. $500. And then Eddie Murphy goes, we beat the shit out of that old man. Holy fuck, those are my favorite jokes.
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What was your favorite joke of his?
He used to do a— his father would come home drunk with a paycheck.
Wait, say what?
He'd do his father every Friday when he'd come home drunk with his paycheck. And he'd be like, hey, hey, who's home? He's like, he'd like wake Eddie up with his paycheck. He'd be like, hey, hey, get the fuck up, get up, get the fuck up. He's like, hey, look at here, that's right there, that's $500. $500. You know, you have every penny, every penny if you beat my ass. $500. And then Eddie Murphy g…
Holy fuck.
Yeah, another one of my favorite jokes is, uh, Norm MacDonald's joke.
That is so good.