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You can be having sex with a robot that really powers your toaster strudel to come out the other end. And instead of them finishing, they just put the icing on top of the toaster strudel. That could be the whole thing. I don't know.

This is a non-story. This is not true.

Quite frankly, I think the mayor of Houston is being a giant prick by saying—

Yeah, who's— What's your— what's your problem, bro?

Well, this is actually a great way to solve, you know, the sex— sex worker problem, actually. Yeah, all the problems that come along with, you know, people who like sex, their life, just—

yeah, sex trafficking, perverts, all kinds of shit. Like, if you have robots—