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You can be having sex with a robot that really powers your toaster strudel to come out the other end. And instead of them finishing, they just put the icing on top of the toaster strudel. That could be the whole thing. I don't know.

September 27, 201815:41David
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Jason15:34
Oh, sure. Of course. Why wouldn't you?
David15:35
Yeah. You could probably even get robots with like 3 tits, 4 tits.
Jason15:39
Yeah, you fuck the toaster if you want.
David15:41
You can be having sex with a robot that really powers your toaster strudel to come out the other end. And instead of them finishing, they just put the icing on top of the toaster strudel. That could be the whole thing. I don't know.
Jason15:54
This is a non-story. This is not true.
David15:57
Quite frankly, I think the mayor of Houston is being a giant prick by saying—
Jason16:00
Yeah, who's it hurting?