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David's Sex Story
Yeah, I was like, goddamn, Shaq's women. Yeah, yeah, it was like, are you okay? What's going on? Like, and they were like, there was like 2 girls like helping him get out of the bar. They're like on his arms like helping him walk out. I'm like, are you fucking serious?
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Things have changed since old Dave left town.
Yeah, I thought they were fucking with us. I'm like, this isn't real. And then I saw real blood and I'm like, oh shit, this is real. No, I didn't know that existed. And I was like, Ilya, why are you getting in a fight with these kids? These kids don't even ha…
It's like, because he had a black guy.
Yeah, I was like, goddamn, Shaq's women. Yeah, yeah, it was like, are you okay? What's going on? Like, and they were like, there was like 2 girls like helping him get out of the bar. They're like on his arms like helping him walk out. I'm like, are you fucking serious?
And he had dreadlocks, homemade dreadlocks. He had braids.
Braids, sorry. He had braids. He couldn't get, he couldn't get dreadlocks even though he asked for him. And I said, that's, that's not a smart thing. You should not get dreadlocks. Um, but yeah, and then we had the braids taken out. Yeah, it was a fun— it was…
Yeah, I was trying to think because I was gonna— if I was there, what I would have done. I would have just been like, I should not be here.