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Yeah, I thought they were fucking with us. I'm like, this isn't real. And then I saw real blood and I'm like, oh shit, this is real. No, I didn't know that existed. And I was like, Ilya, why are you getting in a fight with these kids? These kids don't even have a fucking job. Like, this is, this is pathetic. Like, I can't believe we're stooping down to these kids' levels. And Ilya was like, fuck that, I'm getting in a fight. And he got punched. And he was in, he's in such good spirits, right, when he gets punched. And every time, every time something bad happens to Ilya, Ilya's in the best mood. So it was, it was a lot of fun. And then we went to the bar right after. And fucking, Ilya, like every girl was over Ilya, man.

July 26, 20188:00David
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Jason7:57
Yeah.
David7:57
I'm like, are you fucking serious?
Jason7:59
Things have changed since old Dave left town.
David8:00
Yeah, I thought they were fucking with us. I'm like, this isn't real. And then I saw real blood and I'm like, oh shit, this is real. No, I didn't know that existed. And I was like, Ilya, why are you getting in a fight with these kids? These kids don't even have a fucking job. Like, this is, this is pathetic. Like, I can't believe we're stooping down to these kids' levels. And Ilya was like, fuck…
Jason8:31
It's like, because he had a black guy.
David8:33
Yeah, I was like, goddamn, Shaq's women. Yeah, yeah, it was like, are you okay? What's going on? Like, and they were like, there was like 2 girls like helping him get out of the bar. They're like on his arms like helping him walk out. I'm like, are you fuckin…
Jason8:45
And he had dreadlocks, homemade dreadlocks. He had braids.