David's Sex Story

He got straight up punched in the eye and he was bleeding. Like straight up bleeding. These kids, well we live in like the whitest, lamest suburb. It's like out of a movie, it's so lame. Nothing ever happens. And we were right next to the fair and my friend was driving ahead of us in his car. And these kids screamed at him some racial slurs because he's Asian. So they started making racist sounds. As they were driving by? No, they were parked. We were driving by their parked car. And my friend Ilya, who's driving the car, stops the car and he gets out and he goes, what the fuck did you say? And I was sitting in the other car and I heard him saying that. I'm like, oh, he's joking. He found someone. He found his friend. So they're going to hang out. And like 2 minutes pass by, it doesn't seem like they're joking, I'm still sitting in my own car, and then I see him get punched right in the face, and I come out, I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And my friend Eric is like, yo David, turn your fucking camera on, turn your camera on, instead of, you know, come help us out. 'Cause you know, I needed to record evidence, and I needed to vlog for Monday. So my camera's on, my camera's on, and then Ilya's yelling at the guy that punched him, because the guy that punched him sucker punched him. Which means he punched him when he wasn't even looking at Ilya.