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It's an improv show. It's an improv show. And it's like, and the people are on it are pretty fucking like quick with their responses. I'm sure a lot of it's scripted. Right. But like, it's basically they're dissing each other. That's the show's about. And I auditioned for it and basically like the audition was fucking crazy. I can't believe I never talked about it, but it was like, it wasn't like reading scripts. There was no script. I came in, I stood in front of two people, they turned the camera on and they're like, okay, right now we want you to freestyle about orange or we want you to freestyle about maple leaves. And then I had to freestyle about it for like a minute. And then like, okay, cool, like now rap. Yeah, rap. And then they were like, okay, now some— Nick Cannon just walked in the room and he made fun of your hair. What are you gonna say back to him? That's what they made me do. They made me do shit like that on the spot. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that's so insane.

July 26, 201821:48David
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Jason21:32
Oh, I didn't even think of that. Exactly.
David21:33
You didn't think— see, I didn't think of the cat getting eaten by the coyote, and you didn't think of him getting eaten by the crocodile. It's everything, man. Did we ever talk about my audition for Wild 'N Out? No. It's so stupid. I auditioned for Wild 'N Ou…
Jason21:47
What's an MTV show?
David21:48
It's an improv show. It's an improv show. And it's like, and the people are on it are pretty fucking like quick with their responses. I'm sure a lot of it's scripted. Right. But like, it's basically they're dissing each other. That's the show's about. And I auditioned for it and basically like the audition was fucking crazy. I can't believe I never talked about it, but it was like, it wasn't like…
Jason22:38
It's a specific kind of improv.
David22:39
Yeah, it's like, I'm like, I'm like, who the fuck can do this? And I mean, there's people that can because they're on the show.
Jason22:44
Did you get it?