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David's Sex Story

She feeds you to the gators, of course. What else do people do?

July 26, 201821:29David
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Jason21:17
Yeah, she—
David21:18
I honestly didn't see a picture of her. You didn't? I was just like, it doesn't matter. I don't care if it's, you know, a gorgeous girl. It's just a bad idea. It's always about— like, someone flies you out and you're in Florida. Yeah, to Florida.
Jason21:28
And then what happens?
David21:29
She feeds you to the gators, of course. What else do people do?
Jason21:32
Oh, I didn't even think of that. Exactly.
David21:33
You didn't think— see, I didn't think of the cat getting eaten by the coyote, and you didn't think of him getting eaten by the crocodile. It's everything, man. Did we ever talk about my audition for Wild 'N Out? No. It's so stupid. I auditioned for Wild 'N Ou…
Jason21:47
What's an MTV show?