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Yeah, I had an entire full shot of tequila. No, it was in the moment. I couldn't go back. And we sat down, and I shit you not, for the entire 15 minutes of me sitting there. I was just complaining about this guy. I'm like, what the fuck? What is this fucking problem? Like a little drunk guy at a bar. I'm like, and then I caught myself and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm bitching about this guy at this bar. No, but that's the end of the story. Liza and I had such a fucking kick. It was so much fun because it was the worst bar experience of my life.
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we had— okay, so right there we had a shot of tequila prior to this.
Yeah. So, and I'm such a lightweight where I'm already buzzed and, and like, it's ruining my buzz. And I'm like, I'm I'm frozen in my fucking spot, and Liza's like— Liza's cracking up, and she's like, do you just want to get out of here? I'm like, no, I have…
Why didn't you stop him and just be like, hey, listen, I'm sorry, I know I got off on the wrong foot. I should have, but it was in the moment, and I was drunk, and I had— I had a whole shot of tequila.
Yeah, I had an entire full shot of tequila. No, it was in the moment. I couldn't go back. And we sat down, and I shit you not, for the entire 15 minutes of me sitting there. I was just complaining about this guy. I'm like, what the fuck? What is this fucking problem? Like a little drunk guy at a bar. I'm like, and then I caught myself and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I can't believe I'm doi…
How many drinks did you end up having?
Dave? I had a Corona, a full Corona, um, and then I had the shot, and then I had the shot earlier, and then I had half of my fruity drink and Liza the other half. Okay, so I walked out of there and I was stumbling. Genuinely, the world—
I think you can drive on 2 drinks. No, no, no, no, I think you're able to. I can't, but I mean like most people.