David's Sex Story

Exactly. He's talking down to us. And it sucks. And then I'm like, okay, fuck it. I'll just make a joke and maybe it'll work. And I'm like, can you— I have a really low alcohol tolerance. So can you just give me something fruity, something that'll fuck up a 7-year-old? That's what I say. And then he goes, what? Excuse me? Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't like that joke at all. That's, that's not funny. That's not funny one bit. I'm not going to get behind that joke at all. And then, and then I'm like fucking mind blown. Liza and I stare at each other in complete silence because it's so awkward. I've never— this is 100% real, everything he said. So the last line he goes, he goes, He goes, yeah, I can't get behind that joke at all. And then as a joke— this is going to come off douchey when I say it on the podcast— but I said in a joking way, I was like, you don't really have to get behind it. Just make the drink. That's what I said.