David's Sex Story
Let's be crazy. I've never gone to a bar to drink. Like, that's not my thing. But that's what we were doing. It was just us two. We're going to get some drinks. So I'm excited. This is my first time. The goal was to get a little tipsy, and I haven't gotten tipsy in maybe a couple of years. I will be honest. I feel like I'm 50. So we get into this bar. I'm super jazzed about it. It's like midnight. There's no one at the bar because it's Monday night. And I ask the bartender— Tuesday night, I don't know what night it was. And I ask the bartender, what's— What can we get here? What's good here? What's good to drink? Right? And Liza's like, yeah, what's popular? And he goes, why are you guys worried about that? Why are you worried about— he was like 35. He's like, why are you worried about what's popular?