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David's Sex Story

No, he just meant it like in a figurative way. How did you mean it? No, I didn't mean it any kind of way. I don't fucking know. Hey, look at this, a fucking ad. Are you— are you suffering from stagnant workflow? Lemon flavor depletion? Cross-platform synergy? Having a career? You might be entitled to advice from Brandon, Vitaminwater's brand ambassador and professionally busy man. Call 833-477-8339 to see if he can squeeze you in today, because as Brandon says, there is nothing more professional than Brandon. Brandon is an unpaid spokesperson for Vitaminwater and should not be trusted with business advice or any advice for that matter. That was awesome. That was Vitaminwater. Every time after tennis, Yeah. Um, when I would play tennis in high school, I would always have one Vitaminwater. What flavor? Um, it was the XX one. XXX. Like, it was like a— yeah, it's like, you know, you know what I mean?

July 26, 201811:34David
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Jason11:30
Not in that way, up your ass.
David11:32
Oh yeah, for sure.
Jason11:33
I didn't mean it like that.
David11:34
No, he just meant it like in a figurative way. How did you mean it? No, I didn't mean it any kind of way. I don't fucking know. Hey, look at this, a fucking ad. Are you— are you suffering from stagnant workflow? Lemon flavor depletion? Cross-platform synergy? Having a career? You might be entitled to advice from Brandon, Vitaminwater's brand ambassador and professionally busy man. Call 833-477-83…
Jason12:23
I like the, like, the lemonade.
David12:24
It's like, it's like, have you ever had sex? No. It's— well, drink a Vitaminwater. It's the same fucking thing. Oh yeah, it's the same, same exact thing.
Jason12:34
We liked, uh, David's slogan. We'd like to pay him $60,000— $60 million for that.