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David's Sex Story
Yeah, I was gonna say, this is my next favorite part. Tell me. Jason goes— he always goes, I don't have time I've never heard a human say that. And my second favorite part is when he does shower, he doesn't use a towel. So he throws on a shirt and the shirt is soaked. And he'll go 3 minutes and he'll realize the shirt is soaked and he'll have to go change into a new shirt. And it's the stupidest thing. It's like watching a toddler change because it's like—
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Um, no. And then we got off the bus and we fought and we—
Hold on, side note, we were in the car yesterday and Jason starts smelling his armpit, and before he can even like take his first sniff, I'm like, yeah, it's you.
I can't shower, I don't have time.
Yeah, I was gonna say, this is my next favorite part. Tell me. Jason goes— he always goes, I don't have time I've never heard a human say that. And my second favorite part is when he does shower, he doesn't use a towel. So he throws on a shirt and the shirt is soaked. And he'll go 3 minutes and he'll realize the shirt is soaked and he'll have to go change into a new shirt. And it's the stupidest…
I have a hairy chest. I'm a man.
So use a towel, bro.
I do dry it, but it doesn't dry.