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David's Secret Money Hack

So I'm in his pool, like, pitch black, dark out. Like, you can't really hear anything other than maybe like, like an insect or something. And then I come out and I'm like, I'm like completely soaked, shoes on, everything. And I have to hop his fence once again from his backyard to the front yard to get out and to like, go like flag this girl down because my phone's not working anymore. And I know this girl is like, I have to intercept her before she gets to my house because I couldn't get the message out in time that I'm here at the address. So like, I come out, headlights are coming, and I'm literally in the middle of the road just like, hey, fucking soaked. And I stumble from like, from like a random house, like maybe 50 houses away from me. And I'm just like, like literally flailing my arms. I'm like, I gotta get in this fucking car. And she's like, what the fuck just happened? I can't explain.

September 17, 202530:34David
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Jason30:30
Fuck no.
David30:31
No, this is the middle of the night.
Jason30:33
No one knows I'm doing it.
David30:34
So I'm in his pool, like, pitch black, dark out. Like, you can't really hear anything other than maybe like, like an insect or something. And then I come out and I'm like, I'm like completely soaked, shoes on, everything. And I have to hop his fence once again from his backyard to the front yard to get out and to like, go like flag this girl down because my phone's not working anymore. And I know…
Jason31:26
And that's funny.
Natalie31:27
You want to get some dinner? Yeah, you don't mention it.
David31:29
And then we get to my house and then we're like working on my phone. We get rice and like we're trying to get it back together. But that was it. It was like one of the funniest, one of the funniest.