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David's Secret Money Hack
So I'm like, fuck it. So I go down Zane's hill. It's really steep. And then when I hit the bottom, Zane's fence is like 8 feet tall. So I'm like, okay, fuck, fine, whatever. So I climb the fence, and as I'm climbing the fence, my phone, my phone just falls right out of my pocket and makes the perfect bounce right into the pool. And into this, like, 7-foot pool. And, like, without hesitating, I jump right into the pool, like, fully clothed after my phone.
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This is so funny.
So I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna go through Zane's backyard and I'm going to come out his front door and I'll meet her on the street, which is still in my neighborhood. Sure. But like, great, because I'm on a cul-de-sac. So I am at the end of the street, but…
It's so funny when you come up with an idea like this, you're like, this is logical. Yeah. Yeah.
So I'm like, fuck it. So I go down Zane's hill. It's really steep. And then when I hit the bottom, Zane's fence is like 8 feet tall. So I'm like, okay, fuck, fine, whatever. So I climb the fence, and as I'm climbing the fence, my phone, my phone just falls right out of my pocket and makes the perfect bounce right into the pool. And into this, like, 7-foot pool. And, like, without hesitating, I ju…
Wait, does Zane know that you're doing this, by the way?
Fuck no.
No, this is the middle of the night.