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No, I know. What would you do? I don't think I would. I would not call my wife. Like, I would be— If that happened to me, I'm like, Well, she was running in Chicago, so I'm wondering if she was running by the lake. I would have definitely gone into the lake, cleaned up, and then just, uh, and then wrapped a towel around her waist. Well, not only that, she was 5.5 miles away from home, so I think I would have just walked the 5.5 miles back.

September 17, 202527:09Jason
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Natalie27:02
Or you just— Oh, Nat, please, can you shit yourself so we can have a clip in the vlog?
David27:05
No, I actually don't think I would come.
Natalie27:06
You wouldn't put that— You don't? Of course you would.
Jason27:09
No, I know. What would you do? I don't think I would. I would not call my wife. Like, I would be— If that happened to me, I'm like, Well, she was running in Chicago, so I'm wondering if she was running by the lake. I would have definitely gone into the lake, cleaned up, and then just, uh, and then wrapped a towel around her waist. Well, not only that, she was 5.5 miles away from home, so I think…
Natalie27:38
If you were somewhere you could wash off?
Jason27:41
No, even if I wasn't, like, if it—
Natalie27:44
you just leave the shit in your hands.