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it was a mile 5 and a half of a 22-mile-long run. Oh Jesus. And she shit herself, so she had to call her husband to pick her up. Yeah. And her husband like brought a towel and drove her home. But it was like all the comments were like You couldn't get like the Russian government to get this out of me.

September 17, 202526:13Jason
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David25:21
And, well, what's really weird about you is like, if you hang out with people your age, it's usually because they're drunks. Yes. Like, that's what would make them fun. Yes. Because they're just drunks. But you don't drink. You're not like— No, you're— you ju…
Jason25:58
Do you see that TikTok of that woman? She like goes on a run every morning. I mean, I actually don't know if she goes on a run every morning, but she looks like it. Um, okay. Um, but, uh, at 4:15 in the morning, she shit herself on her run. She was—
David26:13
she was—
Jason26:13
it was a mile 5 and a half of a 22-mile-long run. Oh Jesus. And she shit herself, so she had to call her husband to pick her up. Yeah. And her husband like brought a towel and drove her home. But it was like all the comments were like You couldn't get like the Russian government to get this out of me.
Natalie26:29
And she like, I mean, she was just like sharing.
David26:32
Good for her.
Jason26:33
It's yeah, it's literally her going like, I just shit myself. I need help. I just shit myself. I called my husband and the husband's like so supportive. And it's like, and there's all these memes in the comments of like someone driving in the car with their h…