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David’s Roommate Owes Him $324,000

And as I say frag— I'm the first to say it— he looks at me and goes, you're a fucking idiot. He goes, you're stupid. And then everyone else is like, frag— fragment— everyone's trying to figure out fragments. Yeah, like fragments. We're like, what What does this mean? And then John looks at the word and he's like, it's frag— it's frag— it's frag— fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fragment, fragment, fragment. And now he's caught himself in his own trap, which is crazy. And like, and this is the asshole me. For the last minute, I already know what he was trying to say, but I'm just like, let this man suffer.

March 12, 202530:25David
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Jason29:22
The human anatomy is insane.
David29:23
Dude, if you gave this guy a podcast, he'd be in jail. They'd be like, yeah, I don't know, man. I barely can speak English, but from what I've gathered, I think he's got people buried in the basement. Um, okay, John, we're going to have to cut your time short…
Natalie30:24
Yeah.
David30:25
And as I say frag— I'm the first to say it— he looks at me and goes, you're a fucking idiot. He goes, you're stupid. And then everyone else is like, frag— fragment— everyone's trying to figure out fragments. Yeah, like fragments. We're like, what What does this mean? And then John looks at the word and he's like, it's frag— it's frag— it's frag— fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fragment,…
Natalie31:03
Yeah, yeah.
David31:04
So he's He's over there on the couch realizing that he's actually an idiot. And then when it kind of dies down and I think he's getting closer, I'm like, I think you meant to say fragrance.
Natalie31:16
Yeah.