David’s Roommate Owes Him $324,000

Dude, if you gave this guy a podcast, he'd be in jail. They'd be like, yeah, I don't know, man. I barely can speak English, but from what I've gathered, I think he's got people buried in the basement. Um, okay, John, we're going to have to cut your time short here, but I do want to say we always make fun of him and we always give him shit. For like just how he chops up words and like every— like he just, he mispronounces everything. It's— and it's nonstop. It's incredible. When you hang out with him, we say these things like, we'll hang out with new people and we'll be like, just prepare for Jon. And they'll be like, what? What could possibly be the big deal? And literally within 10 minutes they're like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. Like, it takes 10 minutes, like when you're with him in person. So the other day he came in from work, like just fired up. He's like, guess what, motherfuckers? Everyone check your phones and try to pronounce this word. He finally found a word that he thought was going to stump us, that we couldn't pronounce, right? So I check— we have a group chat— I check our phone and I'm like, we're all reading the word, we can't read it. Fragments?