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Thank you. And I'm sitting in the Tesla, and I'm like, and as I was leaving, there was an aftershock, so I heard something else when I was upstairs. My house, my bedrooms are downstairs. And I heard a, like that, so I got the fuck outta there. And then I'm just sitting there, And I'm like, somebody's fucking in there. I know someone's in there. And then I was like, oh, earthquake. And then I used the, um, I didn't even have my phone with me, and it said, uh, on Twitter—

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David26:18
No, you don't.
Jason26:18
I swear to God, I start driving away. I get down to like the end of my street and I'm like, I'm like, what am I gonna do? Maybe I'll go sleep at David's house, I don't wanna wake them. And in my mind, I'm like, someone's in the house. Even though my first tho…
David26:39
Thank you.
Jason26:40
Thank you. And I'm sitting in the Tesla, and I'm like, and as I was leaving, there was an aftershock, so I heard something else when I was upstairs. My house, my bedrooms are downstairs. And I heard a, like that, so I got the fuck outta there. And then I'm just sitting there, And I'm like, somebody's fucking in there. I know someone's in there. And then I was like, oh, earthquake. And then I used…
David27:01
I use Twitter. That's where you find out that every earthquake— that's my favorite. After earthquakes, I look up the word earthquake, and then you see every celebrity tweeting about earthquake because they all live within like a 5-mile radius of where it happ…
Jason27:14
I, I was still scared to go back inside. I was like, maybe there's an earthquake and somebody trying to What do you have to do when there's an earthquake?
David27:19
You have to leave the house.