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I swear to God, I start driving away. I get down to like the end of my street and I'm like, I'm like, what am I gonna do? Maybe I'll go sleep at David's house, I don't wanna wake them. And in my mind, I'm like, someone's in the house. Even though my first thought in the bed was, this is an earthquake, I completely forgot that for 5 minutes, then I'm sitting in the Tesla you bought me, I go back to my house.
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Oh, bullshit.
I swear to God. And I start driving away.
No, you don't.
I swear to God, I start driving away. I get down to like the end of my street and I'm like, I'm like, what am I gonna do? Maybe I'll go sleep at David's house, I don't wanna wake them. And in my mind, I'm like, someone's in the house. Even though my first thought in the bed was, this is an earthquake, I completely forgot that for 5 minutes, then I'm sitting in the Tesla you bought me, I go back t…
Thank you.
Thank you. And I'm sitting in the Tesla, and I'm like, and as I was leaving, there was an aftershock, so I heard something else when I was upstairs. My house, my bedrooms are downstairs. And I heard a, like that, so I got the fuck outta there. And then I'm ju…
I use Twitter. That's where you find out that every earthquake— that's my favorite. After earthquakes, I look up the word earthquake, and then you see every celebrity tweeting about earthquake because they all live within like a 5-mile radius of where it happ…