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Who's here and how tall are you?

August 4, 202026:06David
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Jason25:39
I was asleep in my bed and, and I fucking woke up and just heard— it sounded like a T-Rex like put his foot down, you know? And I woke up and I was like Like that. And I ran upstairs and like, I was so cloudy and so groggy. I thought someone was in the house.
David25:59
You live by yourself too, right?
Jason26:01
I know, and I live by myself. So I'm like, who's here? Who's here? Who's here? I'm in my underwear.
David26:06
Who's here and how tall are you?
Jason26:10
And I run upstairs, I get in my car in my underwear.
David26:15
Oh, bullshit.
Jason26:15
I swear to God. And I start driving away.