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I just couldn't. Yeah, I could dial. This guy gives me his phone. I'm dialing in and his phone dies in my hands. It's like, fuck. So then I ran another mile and then I got to like a Fat Sal's or like something. I don't know what it was. And the cashier there gave me her phone. I called Taylor. I'm like, Taylor, pick me up. And she's like, I'm at the Chipotle. And I'm like, no, no, no, drive past the Chipotle. Like, go far. I ran further. I ran further. And then Another like mile or two goes by and she's not coming. Like, I don't know where the fuck she is. So I have to find another guy at another store and I'm like, can I use your phone? So I call Taylor again and Taylor's like, where are you? And I'm like, just drive towards the fucking ocean. Just keep driving till you see me. You'll hit like— and I'm running like in the middle of the road because I'm like, I need her to see me because I'm fucking stranded. And I just kept digging myself deeper in the hole because I kept running further and further. And that's how I ended up 7 miles away because she took so long.