David's New TV Show

I've been doing this Discovery show, right? I've been— I'm the new— oh, I should announce this. I'm the new host of Dodgeball Thunderdome.

Hey, congratulations, Discovery.

It's really sick. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Thank you, everybody. We shoot in the middle of the desert. Basically, I have two trailers, right? There's one trailer and they both have my name on it. They both have a bathroom in it. It says David Dobrik on one…

And I'm like, like, like even when I'm like, I'm waiting to like do my scene or whatever.

Yeah.

And like, I'm watching the camera guys do their thing and I'm standing there with an umbrella like in my hand over my head and I just feel like such an asshole. And it's so crazy because there is an actor somewhere at some point that made that the standard fo…