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And also with water bottles, I'm really careful most of the time before I open them. I like to squeeze them to see if there's holes punctured in the top, just because you never know. Because you never know who's going around grocery stores and just punching holes in, in water bottles and injecting it with fucking poison.
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Especially one of these guys you think would poison you. Natalie?
No, no one in here. But I'm just saying someone comes in here.
Nobody.
And also with water bottles, I'm really careful most of the time before I open them. I like to squeeze them to see if there's holes punctured in the top, just because you never know. Because you never know who's going around grocery stores and just punching holes in, in water bottles and injecting it with fucking poison.
Yeah. That's, that's something you think about.
Yeah, I don't know. Really? I mean, I don't do it a lot. I don't, I don't flip water bottles a lot, but sometimes I do. And I also always, always wipe the top off a Coca-Cola can because my mom always says that, that there's like rat shit and poison at the fa…
Someone told me there was rat poop in Honey Nut Cheerios once, and I never ate them again. Someone said that. They go, you know, Honey Nut Cheerios is fucking rat poop all over. What? Yeah, they had a huge problem. Can't even get him anymore.