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David’s Most Embarrassing Moment

And I had it underneath my seat.

February 22, 201924:21Jason
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David23:23
I used to have a crush on my aunt when I was like 7 or 8, 17 or 18. And one time she had to pick me up. She picked me up from like daycare. This was in Slovakia. No, sorry. I was like 4 or 5. This is in Slovakia, and she picked me up from daycare, and we take…
Jason24:12
The most embarrassing— one embarrassing thing happened to me in the 4th grade. I had a— I got a hold of a joke— a book called How to Be Funny.
David24:21
Oh wow.
Jason24:21
And I had it underneath my seat.
David24:25
Someone caught you with that?
Jason24:26
And someone caught me with it. And they were like, they were like, oh, you have a book about how to be funny? You fucking loser. You need to read a book And then I go, I go, I go, oh no, that's not mine. It's not mine. It just was under my chair. Like someone…
David24:44
Oh yeah, that is rough.