David’s Most Embarrassing Moment

I used to have a crush on my aunt when I was like 7 or 8, 17 or 18. And one time she had to pick me up. She picked me up from like daycare. This was in Slovakia. No, sorry. I was like 4 or 5. This is in Slovakia, and she picked me up from daycare, and we take naps in daycare. It was really weird, and I peed myself. I peed myself on the bed, and, and she was like, did you pee yourself? And I was like, no, no, like when I was like— and I did. I, I, you know, she obviously knew. That's why she picked me up early. Yeah, but I was so embarrassed because like I had like a crush on her, and I had— and I was obvious. I was wearing different pants too, like I wasn't wearing the ones I came in with, like I was wearing these pants made out of paper. Like, I was at the hospital and she's like, did you pee or something? No, no, I didn't.