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David’s Most Embarrassing Moment

So like, for me, it'd be like midnight at my parents' house and I would sneak downstairs and I'd eat like 10 slices of bread without any butter, nothing. I would just take the bread up to my room and I'd eat it. And what I would do with bread, it's so weird, I would pretend that it was the last food on earth. And I would love doing that. I'd do that in my bed. I'd pretend like I was hiding it from some guy that was keeping me captive and I would like munch on it. This is real. And like, I would get crumbs everywhere, but I was like chewing on it. Like, I was like, oh, this is so delicious. And it would make sounds like I was, this is fucking crazy. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I would be like, oh, this is so good. This is so good. And I would enjoy it like it was literally my last supper. And I would go through bread so much. And then I moved out here and someone's like, yeah, bread's not good for you. And I fucking lost my mind. It blew my reality. Like, it— I was so lost. It made no sense. Especially when we would go to like a, like a steakhouse and they'd have like bread out right before. Yeah, I'd be like, I'm just gonna eat a bunch of this.

February 22, 201913:11David
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Jason12:50
I don't like to use the S-word, but so stupid when it comes to food.
David12:55
I would go through like half a loaf, like, like in the middle of the night. I leave like— because, okay, because I associated bread with the coming of Christ or like the Last Supper, right? So I thought if Jesus was eating it during his Last Supper, I thought…
Jason13:09
It's good enough for Jesus.
David13:11
So like, for me, it'd be like midnight at my parents' house and I would sneak downstairs and I'd eat like 10 slices of bread without any butter, nothing. I would just take the bread up to my room and I'd eat it. And what I would do with bread, it's so weird, I would pretend that it was the last food on earth. And I would love doing that. I'd do that in my bed. I'd pretend like I was hiding it fro…
Jason14:06
Yeah.
David14:07
And I don't know who it was, but someone was like, oh, that's not— you shouldn't eat too much. That's not good for you. I mean, what do you, what do you mean? It's, it's bread.
Jason14:14
Did you go through like a period of a couple weeks where you're sad and you had like a loss, like someone died? Almost brutal.