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David’s Most Embarrassing Moment

I don't like to use the S-word, but so stupid when it comes to food.

February 22, 201912:50Jason
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David12:38
I don't know. And I always think when I'm drinking citrus I'm getting better, but I think it's like destroying my body. I fucking hate growing up. You find out so much stupid shit. I thought bread was the healthiest food. The healthiest.
Jason12:49
David is—
David12:50
I would go—
Jason12:50
I don't like to use the S-word, but so stupid when it comes to food.
David12:55
I would go through like half a loaf, like, like in the middle of the night. I leave like— because, okay, because I associated bread with the coming of Christ or like the Last Supper, right? So I thought if Jesus was eating it during his Last Supper, I thought…
Jason13:09
It's good enough for Jesus.
David13:11
So like, for me, it'd be like midnight at my parents' house and I would sneak downstairs and I'd eat like 10 slices of bread without any butter, nothing. I would just take the bread up to my room and I'd eat it. And what I would do with bread, it's so weird,…