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David’s Most Embarrassing Moment
I don't like to use the S-word, but so stupid when it comes to food.
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I don't know. And I always think when I'm drinking citrus I'm getting better, but I think it's like destroying my body. I fucking hate growing up. You find out so much stupid shit. I thought bread was the healthiest food. The healthiest.
David is—
I would go—
I don't like to use the S-word, but so stupid when it comes to food.
I would go through like half a loaf, like, like in the middle of the night. I leave like— because, okay, because I associated bread with the coming of Christ or like the Last Supper, right? So I thought if Jesus was eating it during his Last Supper, I thought…
It's good enough for Jesus.
So like, for me, it'd be like midnight at my parents' house and I would sneak downstairs and I'd eat like 10 slices of bread without any butter, nothing. I would just take the bread up to my room and I'd eat it. And what I would do with bread, it's so weird,…