David’s Most Embarrassing Moment

Oh, are you so addicted to citrus?

I don't know. And I always think when I'm drinking citrus I'm getting better, but I think it's like destroying my body. I fucking hate growing up. You find out so much stupid shit. I thought bread was the healthiest food. The healthiest.

David is—

I don't like to use the S-word, but so stupid when it comes to food.

I would go through like half a loaf, like, like in the middle of the night. I leave like— because, okay, because I associated bread with the coming of Christ or like the Last Supper, right? So I thought if Jesus was eating it during his Last Supper, I thought…

It's good enough for Jesus.