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Okay, but listen, Jason was— we were all shopping for new cars. There's a bunch of us that got really nice cars. A bunch of spoiled little twats, all of you are. Listen, it's a beautiful car, but tell them what I got. You got like, I don't know, like a fucking Corolla. I don't know what it is. No, he got like an Infiniti, and he was looking for like a, you know, he was, he was at Range Rover looking for like $200,000 Range Rovers, and then he was looking at brand new Escalades, and then last minute, we're shopping, we're buying an Escalade, it's a nice Escalade, it's an expensive Escalade, Jason makes good money so he can afford an Escalade, and then the next day, a fucking, like this Infiniti pulls up, beautiful Infiniti, like don't get me wrong, like if any of my friends got it, I'd be like holy fuck, and I still liked it, but he blindfolded all of our friends and took us out to see, it was literally, it's like buying a brand new Volkswagen, like it's like, It's, it's great, it's congrats, but Jason, we know how much fucking money you make, you know what I mean?

May 31, 20186:50David
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Jason6:41
Liza said it sucks.
David6:42
I mean, Liza said it to your face. She went, yeah, she went average, average person goal or something. Average life goals.
Jason6:48
Okay, she drives a fucking Jetta.
David6:50
Okay, but listen, Jason was— we were all shopping for new cars. There's a bunch of us that got really nice cars. A bunch of spoiled little twats, all of you are. Listen, it's a beautiful car, but tell them what I got. You got like, I don't know, like a fucking Corolla. I don't know what it is. No, he got like an Infiniti, and he was looking for like a, you know, he was, he was at Range Rover look…
Jason7:47
Yeah, but it— you know what, I, I thought a lot about it and I was like, it didn't fit my personality to like buy a white Range Rover Autobiography.
David7:57
Sure, sure, sure.
Jason7:58
It doesn't. It's just not me.