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Um, a lot about— I think I'm gonna— I think I'm gonna grow a beard and go to an island or something. No, I think there's gonna be a lot of crying. There's gonna be a lot of crying, and it's gonna be a lot of me inside my home. Yeah, being like— I bet you I will say this line maybe 40 times. I'll be like, uh, I have such a nice home, but I can't even enjoy it anymore. Like, $10, I will say that. Maybe $50. I know there's a breakdown coming. I think everyone is do for a breakdown at least 4 or 5 times in their life, and I'm fucking overdue.

May 31, 20185:46David
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Jason5:07
But also, probably people out there listening, like this audience, if you like, for television everything has to be looked over by a million people, and on YouTube you don't have to do that.
David5:16
Yeah, I mean, I, I don't know if you guys know that, but yeah, if you're on TV, the real pain in the ass, if you're on TV, it's a pain in the ass to get any, especially now. I, I would feel like everyone is so sensitive about everything that everything can fu…
Jason5:45
What do you think's gonna happen?
David5:46
Um, a lot about— I think I'm gonna— I think I'm gonna grow a beard and go to an island or something. No, I think there's gonna be a lot of crying. There's gonna be a lot of crying, and it's gonna be a lot of me inside my home. Yeah, being like— I bet you I will say this line maybe 40 times. I'll be like, uh, I have such a nice home, but I can't even enjoy it anymore. Like, $10, I will say that. M…
Jason6:15
I'm over kind of a low number if you ask me, but no, but like big ones, do you know what I mean?
David6:19
I know you've had like 40 in the last 3 months.
Jason6:22
I cried last night when I looked at my new car.