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David's Looking for a New Co-Host

All right, hold on. Oh great, he's gonna unplug the wire again. Hold— where are you going? I gotta get my phone, dude. Dude, we're half-assing this podcast. Yeah, Jay, where is your phone? It's in a different room? Dude, oh my God, I'm so sorry for the people listening. This isn't— if this is your first time listening to this podcast, it's— I usually run a tighter shift, or a tighter ship, but fucking co-captain, co-pilot jackass over here is really making it difficult. Bro, at least hustle. At least hustle. At least make it look like you care. I do.

May 31, 201827:06David
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Jason26:46
Oh, you wanted chicken teriyaki? Yes. I asked you at Bellingham if you wanted food. You don't eat dinner. You're— you know what you're like? You're like being friends with a robot.
David26:56
Yeah, well, at least I get stuff done, Jason, and not unplugged.
Jason27:00
Oh, oh, I have a— oh, I have a fucking crazy email to read. Okay, go read it.
David27:06
All right, hold on. Oh great, he's gonna unplug the wire again. Hold— where are you going? I gotta get my phone, dude. Dude, we're half-assing this podcast. Yeah, Jay, where is your phone? It's in a different room? Dude, oh my God, I'm so sorry for the people listening. This isn't— if this is your first time listening to this podcast, it's— I usually run a tighter shift, or a tighter ship, but fu…
Jason27:42
I do care.
David27:43
Okay, read me the email. Go ahead.
Jason27:45
Hi, my name's Lena. I normally make friends online. I do have a social life outside the internet, but mostly I spend my time with internet friends. Anyway, I made friends with a guy who's 4 years older than me. I am 14. Huh. He's a really good friend of mine…