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I have a lot of my friends that— I have a lot of friends that you can talk to and they go, fucking girls are crazy, bro. Yeah, they're fucking insane. But granted, I've been so fucking crazy sometimes, especially with Liza, where I'm like, guys are fucking crazy, bro, stay away, right? I mean, it's like everyone's crazy. Oh sure, everyone's fucking crazy. I accept. But we're guys, so we gotta stick together and say fucking girls are batshit, bro. Stay away from them. Bros before hoes. Why can't you— hoes before pose. The second part doesn't make sense. Why can't you say—
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I thought that was really, really shitty. Really fucked up.
And Trisha has all the right to be mad. This is the first time— Have you ever heard of a girl doing that before? No. I've— no, I've never heard of—
Trisha always tells me girls are crazy, and I'm like, nah, I have—
I have a lot of my friends that— I have a lot of friends that you can talk to and they go, fucking girls are crazy, bro. Yeah, they're fucking insane. But granted, I've been so fucking crazy sometimes, especially with Liza, where I'm like, guys are fucking crazy, bro, stay away, right? I mean, it's like everyone's crazy. Oh sure, everyone's fucking crazy. I accept. But we're guys, so we gotta sti…
see, if you were a different person, you'd be like, oh cool, you got some sushi, nice. Because you didn't— I love life.
Because you didn't buy me chicken teriyaki, dude.
Oh, you wanted chicken teriyaki? Yes. I asked you at Bellingham if you wanted food. You don't eat dinner. You're— you know what you're like? You're like being friends with a robot.