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David's Looking for a New Co-Host
My comedy career is doing just fine without you. Fuck off. Oh, well, okay, go, why don't you go fucking, uh, shoot me with urine like you did today? David came in with a fucking squirt gun today and started shooting me while I was trying to finish my vlog. That's why my comedy career hasn't taken off, because I have fucking Dennis the Menace behind me.
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Dude, you shouldn't order food in the middle of our podcast. Well, it—
you're— I'm hungry. I had to go see my kids, and I got to see Trisha.
I'm gonna fucking say it. What? This is why your comedy career never took off. Oh my God, because you weren't fucking in it. That's bullshit. You're bullshit, bro. Fuck you.
My comedy career is doing just fine without you. Fuck off. Oh, well, okay, go, why don't you go fucking, uh, shoot me with urine like you did today? David came in with a fucking squirt gun today and started shooting me while I was trying to finish my vlog. That's why my comedy career hasn't taken off, because I have fucking Dennis the Menace behind me.
Bro, me shooting you with shit is the reason it's taking off. Okay, listen, can we Please go back. Yeah, let's go back. Okay, so this crazy girl fucking DM'd Trisha saying, look bitch, I was there with your ex-boyfriend before. How does my dick taste? That's…
But she didn't say it like that.
She didn't say it like that, but she basically was like, oh, I was there with him too. That's so weird. He must take every girl there. Like, who says that shit?