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Yeah, watch this from my car. And, and meanwhile, my friend Seth has a warrant for his arrest because he has like a bunch of tickets or some shit, I don't know. So he's like, please fucking take me home, bro. Please take me home. Like, let me get out of the car at least I want an Uber home. I don't want the fucking police to come. Please take me. And they were all getting so mad at me. They're like, let's fucking go, Dave, let's fucking go. Sure. And I just— I don't know, I felt like it was getting so scary that I wasn't— I was done filming, but I— but I wanted to make sure that she didn't fucking die, right? So, um, so I called the ambulance and— and they were like, what's your location? And then I hung up right away because I was just like, do I really want to be the guy that fucking, like, you know, ruins her her, you know, her life. Her life could be her life, you know. She could get like a, a bad ticket. She could maybe even go to jail if she's old enough. Like, I don't, I don't know what could happen. And then my friends were like, no, fucking call him back. And the two girls we were with were like, call the ambulance back. This is like, she— there's a chance she's gonna die, you know what I mean?

May 31, 201816:20David
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Jason16:09
No, I wasn't aggressive.
David16:10
Yeah, but she was like really scary aggressive, which freaked me out. And then she finally ended up knocking out for like a good amount of time. And then these two girls—
Jason16:18
you're just watching this from your car?
David16:20
Yeah, watch this from my car. And, and meanwhile, my friend Seth has a warrant for his arrest because he has like a bunch of tickets or some shit, I don't know. So he's like, please fucking take me home, bro. Please take me home. Like, let me get out of the car at least I want an Uber home. I don't want the fucking police to come. Please take me. And they were all getting so mad at me. They're li…
Jason17:16
Sure.
David17:17
And like, at that point, like, I put, put aside the fact that I was kind of snitching, and I was like, okay, well, it's first—
Jason17:23
that's the right thing to do. Yeah, as a parent, I mean, yeah, if that was my daughter, I'd want someone get her.