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Yeah, and then like 4 guys came to try to pull her off me, and security came, and he's Hey, don't hit her, don't hit her. And we're just like, what the fuck? No one's hitting her. Like, she's like, she's a fucking like chimpanzee right now jumping on top of me, right? Get her the fuck off me. And, um, and then he pulled her off and then she like kept like trying to like swarm out of there and fucking fight me. And, um, and then, and then she, and the security let go of her grip and she just fucking booked it. She like sprinted down the road like just super fast. And I got scared because I'm like, I saw that girl and I'm like, that girl's like on PCP or like or fucking X Games mode, or I don't know what the fuck she's on. But, um, she ran off, and I'm like, we should go, we should go either give her a ride home, A, because I want to take care of her, and B, because I want to film what the fuck happened. I want to— I wanted to go up to her and ask her and be like, yo, what the hell happened, right? Like, why were you doing that? But, but my friends were fucking freaked out, so we couldn't do that. So, but, but I did want to go make sure she was okay because she was running Like, she was obviously on something. Like, she wasn't normal. She was definitely coked or heroined up or something. Not even coke. Coke couldn't do that to you. Bath salts or something. Yeah, bath salts. And so they got in the car, and all my friends were so fucking terrified. They did not want to go. And we finally caught up with her.