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David's Hot Girl Summer

Yeah, I was fucking— well, Sunday everybody on Mike's family side had this bocce ball thing planned, and they kept bringing it up. They're like, you're coming to the bocce ball at noon, right? Yeah. And I was like, no. I was like, there's no way I'm coming. I'm not kidding. Everybody kept asking, like, you're coming to bocce ball, to the point where I'm like, are they surprising me with something during bocce ball? Like, do I need to be there? Are they giving me a car? Like, I genuinely was like, why are people asking me so much about this fucking bocce bocce ball thing. I told Mike's mom, I'm like, you're jeopardizing how much fun everyone's gonna have Friday night at the wedding if you expect them to be there at noon. Yeah, like, like, I'm planning on staying out till 7 in the morning here, right, with Mike. There's no fucking way I'm gonna be anywhere at noon, anywhere near anything at noon. I ended up waking up at 7 PM the next day. I overshot bocce ball by 7 hours, and that was like me waking up just because we had to go to dinner.

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Natalie25:01
Wheeling.
David25:01
And you stayed out and stayed out? I'm trying to think.
Natalie25:04
What'd you do on Sunday? Is there a post-brunch Sunday.
David25:07
Yeah, I was fucking— well, Sunday everybody on Mike's family side had this bocce ball thing planned, and they kept bringing it up. They're like, you're coming to the bocce ball at noon, right? Yeah. And I was like, no. I was like, there's no way I'm coming. I'm not kidding. Everybody kept asking, like, you're coming to bocce ball, to the point where I'm like, are they surprising me with something…
Natalie26:03
The horny dad is interesting.
David26:05
Well, there's a lot of— there was a lot of other horny people at the wedding. All right, it was actually a pretty horny wedding, actually.
Jason26:11
Yeah, it kind of was.