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David's Hot Girl Summer

Say hemorrhoids one more time.

June 4, 202520:42Jason
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David19:36
It's really fun. So we're having a good time. It's like midnight. Oh my God. And I'm just like, and I don't know where to go. I'm like, I don't want to ask the people what aisle is it in. What aisle is it in? And she's like, go check skincare. And then like,…
Natalie20:03
What did the guy say when you went up there?
David20:05
Nothing. He didn't notice. And then the next morning I'm checking my DMs like I normally do and he's like, I saw you at my work last night. And I'm like, son of a bitch. And I knew it was the guy that rung me up because he was because there's only 2 people or…
Jason20:42
Say hemorrhoids one more time.
David20:43
Yeah, here on this podcast in front of hundreds of thousands of people, I don't care. Yeah. I could talk about my hemorrhoids so comfortably.
Natalie20:50
I found the funniest video on my Snapchat last night. It was a video of you, and it's like a 6-second video, and you have a cast on. It was when you broke your arm. And I go, listen, I go—
David20:59
When I broke my arm?