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Nothing. He didn't notice. And then the next morning I'm checking my DMs like I normally do and he's like, I saw you at my work last night. And I'm like, son of a bitch. And I knew it was the guy that rung me up because he was because there's only 2 people or 3 people in the store and I could recognize his fucking face. So yes, that was my biggest fear. For some reason, I got recognized yesterday more than I've ever been recognized, and it was when I was on my pursuit to get my hemorrhoid cream. And that brings me to my point of like, when I caught you masturbating, it's so embarrassing to confront it, me and you, right? But like, talking about my hemorrhoids, so embarrassing to go buy my hemorrhoids. But here on this podcast—
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Wow.
It's really fun. So we're having a good time. It's like midnight. Oh my God. And I'm just like, and I don't know where to go. I'm like, I don't want to ask the people what aisle is it in. What aisle is it in? And she's like, go check skincare. And then like,…
What did the guy say when you went up there?
Nothing. He didn't notice. And then the next morning I'm checking my DMs like I normally do and he's like, I saw you at my work last night. And I'm like, son of a bitch. And I knew it was the guy that rung me up because he was because there's only 2 people or 3 people in the store and I could recognize his fucking face. So yes, that was my biggest fear. For some reason, I got recognized yesterday…
Say hemorrhoids one more time.
Yeah, here on this podcast in front of hundreds of thousands of people, I don't care. Yeah. I could talk about my hemorrhoids so comfortably.
I found the funniest video on my Snapchat last night. It was a video of you, and it's like a 6-second video, and you have a cast on. It was when you broke your arm. And I go, listen, I go—