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David's Hot Girl Summer
It's really fun. So we're having a good time. It's like midnight. Oh my God. And I'm just like, and I don't know where to go. I'm like, I don't want to ask the people what aisle is it in. What aisle is it in? And she's like, go check skincare. And then like, she's like guiding me through the aisles. I'm like, it's not fucking here. It's really funny conversation. It's like such a futuristic conversation I'm having. It's just me and her in this intimate moment at midnight. And yeah, I mean, long story short, I buy a bunch of things, I get the Preparation H, I feel really good. I apply it on my ass that night.
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So I think I have like a hemorrhoid or something. I called my doctor and I'm like, listen, I'm having a hard time sitting down. My ass hurts. It's not my cyst. And he's like, this is very common. Just go get Preparation H. It's some cream you put on. And I'm…
Wow.
It's really fun. So we're having a good time. It's like midnight. Oh my God. And I'm just like, and I don't know where to go. I'm like, I don't want to ask the people what aisle is it in. What aisle is it in? And she's like, go check skincare. And then like, she's like guiding me through the aisles. I'm like, it's not fucking here. It's really funny conversation. It's like such a futuristic conve…
What did the guy say when you went up there?
Nothing. He didn't notice. And then the next morning I'm checking my DMs like I normally do and he's like, I saw you at my work last night. And I'm like, son of a bitch. And I knew it was the guy that rung me up because he was because there's only 2 people or…
Say hemorrhoids one more time.