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I don't know, whatever he was saying. And I was like, okay, I know what happened, it's too embarrassing right now. And then I think like 4 hours later or the next day, we're all sitting together, it's a big group of friends. I turn my vlog camera on and I pointed at Jason. I'm like, so last night— and Jason goes, goddamn it, Jason! Even before I start telling the story, Jason's like, I know where this is going. So yeah, I caught him jerking Which actually brings me to something that happened this week. It's so much easier. Okay, so I found that I've been having a painful time sitting down.
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Um, yeah, you just barged in.
Anyway, there was one time he told everybody. No, that's how it happened. There was— I, I walked into this room and I didn't barge in, and Jason was like, David, what are you doing here? Like really angry. And I'm like, oh, Jay, it's fine. And he's like, I wa…
I was resting, I was resting.
I don't know, whatever he was saying. And I was like, okay, I know what happened, it's too embarrassing right now. And then I think like 4 hours later or the next day, we're all sitting together, it's a big group of friends. I turn my vlog camera on and I pointed at Jason. I'm like, so last night— and Jason goes, goddamn it, Jason! Even before I start telling the story, Jason's like, I know where…
Yeah.
So I think I have like a hemorrhoid or something. I called my doctor and I'm like, listen, I'm having a hard time sitting down. My ass hurts. It's not my cyst. And he's like, this is very common. Just go get Preparation H. It's some cream you put on. And I'm…
Wow.