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They see so much crazy shit that the last thing they want to deal with is like some random guy on a lawn. In Verdun Hills, you'd get swatted. A helicopter would come and they'd snipe you out of the helicopter. They'd shoot you in the head for being on someone's lawn. Anyway, yes, I caught Jason masturbating once and he had a hard time. Basically what happened is he thought I left the house, but I was still there.
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Yeah, yeah.
For them to draw your weapons.
They want— they really don't want to do much.
They see so much crazy shit that the last thing they want to deal with is like some random guy on a lawn. In Verdun Hills, you'd get swatted. A helicopter would come and they'd snipe you out of the helicopter. They'd shoot you in the head for being on someone's lawn. Anyway, yes, I caught Jason masturbating once and he had a hard time. Basically what happened is he thought I left the house, but I…
You know what's hard about it is that no one's ever caught me masturbating. You're the only one. That's what's not— my mom, not my dad, you.
You don't know that though. As a kid, you don't know if your parents have caught you masturbating.
No, they haven't.