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David's Going to Clone Himself

Yeah. You'd have a lock on your bloop.

July 19, 201942:54Jason
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David42:43
And then Bloop will put out a whole press release and go, no, no, no, you can turn your bloop off when you're not using it.
Jason42:49
So no one will have access to your bloop unless our customers are the most important things to us here at Bloop.
David42:53
Yeah.
Jason42:54
Yeah. You'd have a lock on your bloop.
David42:55
And then there's going to be conspiracy theorists like they're They're feeding gases into your home through the Bloop, and they're making you vote for a certain political party, and then that's all gonna go. So yeah, Bloop is— so let's just name this podcast…
Jason43:13
Yeah, and we've officially lost our minds here, so we're sorry.
David43:17
Yeah, I mean, it all sounds like a fun time, but a scary time. So thank you for listening to our podcast. This has been Abuse Podcast. A very scientific and drugged-out podcast. My name is Jason. No, fuck.