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David's Going to Clone Himself

And I wouldn't have to pay me as much. Oh my God.

July 19, 201929:45David
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Jason29:25
What's up, David? Hey, David.
David29:27
I'd get more work done. I always say, man, if I could have— like, if I could have Natalie's job, we'd get a lot more work done. So I'd clone myself and fire Natalie. Natalie, you've been replaced. What's up, Natalie? She'd be so annoyed with two of me.
Jason29:44
I got your job now, bitch.
David29:45
And I wouldn't have to pay me as much. Oh my God.
Jason29:48
But do you think that the second you would get annoyed with the you because you're so tough on your assistant?
David29:54
That's the question. Is would—
Jason29:56
Why is David being so hard on me today? Oh right, I'm an asshole.