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David's Going to Clone Himself
Jeff was going dark yesterday in New York. We woke up and we were taking the cab to come see you at the show, and, and I said, I said, you know what I said? I said, there's so many beautiful girls here in New York and they seem so different. And I said, maybe I could meet a girl in New York and, uh, and, you know, marry her and we could all move to LA. Maybe that would be smart. He's just like, he's like, yeah, but then, you know, she'll come out there and she'll be like, I don't have any friends. And then she'll be like, I don't have a job. And then she'll be like, why are you out here? She's like, why'd you move me out here? And he's just all day just taking it down. Like, you're taking everything to a dark place, Jeff.
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My mom said that, I'd be like, oh my god, we need to take you, we need to take you to someone to go see and check up on you.
I love you, take it there.
That was— that's weird. That's so funny.
Jeff was going dark yesterday in New York. We woke up and we were taking the cab to come see you at the show, and, and I said, I said, you know what I said? I said, there's so many beautiful girls here in New York and they seem so different. And I said, maybe I could meet a girl in New York and, uh, and, you know, marry her and we could all move to LA. Maybe that would be smart. He's just like, h…
And apparently they banned Snapple bottles in like parts of New York.
I love this story.
They used to have like— they used to have like bottle Snapple, but like glass Snapple, glass Snapple, and they had to get rid of them because people, people would use them as weapons. And people like Jeff himself would throw it at people.