David's Going to Clone Himself

Yeah, he came for Zane's birthday, and we were in the driveway. I don't know if I told this story before, but we were in the driveway and I needed a police costume because the police strippers canceled on us. And he goes, he motions to me and he goes, he was like tapping his chest and he's like telling me, he's like, I have a police costume. Like, that's after like 2 minutes. I'm like, oh, oh, he has a police costume. I'm like, where is it? Where is it? And this is like, like, this is like a really big deal because this is like a huge birthday party I was trying to throw on for Zane. Like, that's the one where we surprised him with Kendall. And it was like, it was really tough because there was a lot of moving parts and I was filming and everything. I was filming everything and I was like leading the whole thing, the whole shoot for it. So I was very, very stressed out. And he's like, I have a police costume. And this is him without, without him talking. And I'm like, where is it, Mr. Nick? Where is it? And he goes, that's all you hear. And he's like pointing like he's like making a house out of his hands. And I'm like, great. It's at fucking home. It's at home. And I'm like, okay, give me your keys. I'll have my assistant run and get it. And then he's like trying to, and then he's like motioning something. And for like 2 minutes, I'm like, Mr. Nick, I don't know what you're doing. And I'm so stressed out because I have to go back inside and film. And I'm like, Mr. Nick, please. And meanwhile, Natalie's at a store trying to find a police outfit. It's 11 o'clock at night. No stores are open. She's having a difficult time, so this is my last hope. So I'm like, "Mr. Nick, please, how do I get to your home?" And she goes— and he goes— and then I run inside and I get him a pen and paper, and he finally goes, he goes, "My roommate. My roommate's inside my house. I don't have keys, but you need to call my roommate." And I go, "Okay, call your fucking roommate." And he motions to me and he goes, "I can't talk, I can't talk." And I go, "Just give me the fucking phone. Just give me the fucking phone." And I take his phone from him and I'm calling his roommate, and his roommate's not picking up because he's asleep. And then I'm trying to get Mr. Nick's keys, but he won't give them to me because he's confused. He's like, you won't know. And he's like trying to give me directions on how to get up to his house. And I'm like, I don't know how to do this. Like, you just need to talk. And I was like, please, for the love of God, just please talk. I was like, we were in my driveway. I'm like, there's no one here. It's me. My camera's inside the house. It's just me and you. Just please talk and tell me how to get this police costume. And I was so stressed out. I was screaming at this point. And he wouldn't tell me. He wouldn't break character. And I, and I think that's incredible. But the most fucking annoying thing on the planet. I was on— this is— it was my last straw with this guy.