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David's Going to Clone Himself

No, so that was really funny. And then, Everybody was super— 'cause the guy that was like the airplane guy who was like letting us in or whatever, who was making all the announcements, he was really cool. He was like, "Man, this fucking sucks." Like, "I'm sorry guys, you guys have to wait this long." Like, he was really cool. And so everybody was like feeling him. They were like, "Ah, whatever, this guy's cool. Like, we're cool for delayed." Except one woman. One woman was so fucking angry at him. And she came up to him and she goes, "My son works at United and this has never happened." And I just, I was like on my way to go charge my phone. But I literally stopped, I just stopped and I sat there for 35 minutes watching them argue because it's so fucking crazy that people like that.

July 19, 20192:16David
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Jason1:43
that is not what happens when you're in a 4-hour delay stuck in an airplane.
David1:46
No, by the way, I know, but it was really interesting because there was a So the plane was broken down and the plane was broken down and the guy was like, we're trying to fix it, we're trying to fix it. And then 5 minutes later he goes, Chloe, please check in…
Jason2:14
Soccer mom pulls it out of her purse.
David2:16
No, so that was really funny. And then, Everybody was super— 'cause the guy that was like the airplane guy who was like letting us in or whatever, who was making all the announcements, he was really cool. He was like, "Man, this fucking sucks." Like, "I'm sorry guys, you guys have to wait this long." Like, he was really cool. And so everybody was like feeling him. They were like, "Ah, whatever, t…
Jason2:58
That she would even say that.
David2:59
Yeah, like what are you doing? Like look at everyone, there's hundreds of people on this flight. And the guy literally goes, ma'am, you are literally the only person right now that has a problem with this. We're all in the same boat. And she kept yelling and…
Jason3:31
Whoa, no way. Okay, slow down, slow down. An email?