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David's Going to Clone Himself

And the way my publicist got me the job was like, they asked, like, because they asked my publicist, they're like, do you have anybody that would be good for this Chopped Junior judge position? And she goes, yeah, David would be perfect. And the Chop Junior people go, what does he have experience— like, what experience does he have with food? And she goes, on his Instagram stories, he does these food reviews where he shows everyone what food he's eating. And I think the Chop Junior people maybe thought that it was a more sophisticated review than me just pointing the camera at my food and going, look what I'm eating today, guys. So, um, so yeah, so I was hired. So I was, uh, for an entire episode. I was one of the guest judges, which was very scary because I'm the pickiest eater on the face of Earth. Like, super, super picky. I can't talk about who the kids were or what the food was because I gotta save that for when it comes out. But it was really, it was so fucking hard for me. First of all, I'm not very judgmental when it comes to being on camera.

July 19, 201914:35David
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Jason14:29
You don't have the most sophisticated palate.
David14:31
Oh my god, I know.
Jason14:32
This doesn't taste like Chipotle.
David14:35
And the way my publicist got me the job was like, they asked, like, because they asked my publicist, they're like, do you have anybody that would be good for this Chopped Junior judge position? And she goes, yeah, David would be perfect. And the Chop Junior people go, what does he have experience— like, what experience does he have with food? And she goes, on his Instagram stories, he does these…
Jason15:40
No, you're the least judgmental person in the world. If people start talking trash about someone, David just automatically chooses the other side of like, Hey, they're doing their best.
David15:48
Yeah. And it's like, and it was really because you have to be a fucking judge. So it was really hard for me to go, especially with food where I have zero, like I have zero purpose. Like I should not be there whatsoever. Like I'm the two other judges were like…
Jason16:40
How do you let them know their food isn't good?