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David's Going to Clone Himself

The kid was laughing. She— the girl was like, oh my God, that's so funny. And then the mom was like, I just got a picture with George Clooney. But it was just me. And I don't look anything like George Clooney.

July 19, 201913:56Jason
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David13:34
It's so fucking funny.
Jason13:35
I had one woman, this girl came up to me in New York and she's like, "Can I get a picture?" And I'm like, "Yeah." Then her mom came up and she's like, "Who are you?" And I go, "I'm George Clooney." Like totally just trying to make a joke. And the mom goes, Wh…
David13:54
Oh, she must not know what George Clooney looks like.
Jason13:56
The kid was laughing. She— the girl was like, oh my God, that's so funny. And then the mom was like, I just got a picture with George Clooney. But it was just me. And I don't look anything like George Clooney.
David14:04
Yeah, but if I didn't know who George Clooney was and you— and you told me you're George Clooney, I'd be like, yep, that makes sense. He let himself go a little bit. What? He was a big movie star. Now he's relaxing.
Jason14:15
He's maxing out now.
David14:17
I did— I did Chopped Junior the other day. I was a judge on the show.